samthegeek’s Twitter Archive—№ 34,007

Warning: lack of sobriety. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 10 Favorites 2016 Jun 24 Mood -5 🙁

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Hanging out with my best friend’s ex. Not the best decision I’ve made all week. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 5 Favorites 2016 Jun 24 Mood +6 🙂

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I’m the most adult person here. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Jun 24 Mood 0

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Things to know: what is a ferkin #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Jun 25 Mood 0

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On a dock with lots of other inebriated young people. AMA #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Jun 25 Mood 0

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🍩 for President #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2016 Jun 25 Mood +1 🙂

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Shots? #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 4 Favorites 2016 Sep 25 Mood 0

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The iPhone 7 is great at club photography. Not my usual venue but…#muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Sep 25 Mood +3 🙂

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Now having a ridiculously expensive drink at someone else’s expense. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Sep 25 Mood 0

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It sucks to be the adult of the group. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Sep 25 Mood -3 🙁

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Oh my god drink people are worse than anything else to try and corral. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Sep 25 Mood -2 🙁

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I wore my watch in the club. Nobody noticed. This is a good thing. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Sep 25 Mood +3 🙂

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Nobody did. #muteme SamTheGeek/779902948960768000
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Sep 25 Mood 0

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Someone erased my sudo. This has been recorded in the log files. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Sep 25 Mood 0

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I’ve kept the Uber waiting for 15 minutes. I’m that guy. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Sep 25 Mood 0

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Never going to the club again. This has gone, um, ‘not well.’ #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Sep 25 Mood 0

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This has been ‘Poor decision making’ with SamTheGeek #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Sep 25 Mood 0

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Confirmed: I should stick to my usual. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Sep 25 Mood 0

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The last time the Cubs won the World Series, the Ottoman Empire existed. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2016 Oct 8 Mood +3 🙂

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Christopher_A Probably. We shall see. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Oct 8 Mood 0

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I’m discussing video games and yelling “fuck the patriarchy” #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Oct 8 Mood 0

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“Drunk Sam is just Sam but more.” #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Oct 8 Mood 0

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Only the trashiest bars are appropriate for me. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Oct 8 Mood +2 🙂

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I think I treated someone wrong tonight. How do I make it up to them? #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Oct 8 Mood -2 🙁

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@raynell_cooper in the context it actually doesn’t matter. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Oct 8 Mood +1 🙂

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Oof. Good morning. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Oct 8 Mood +3 🙂

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Knocked my phone out of my hand and then caught it in midair 👌🏼 #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Nov 2 Mood 0

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These are my people. I miss them. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 4 Mood -2 🙁

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.joesteel why are you liking all of my drunk tweets? #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2016 Nov 4 Mood 0

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Sometimes your friends share stories that will probably become apocryphal legend with you. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 4 Mood +1 🙂

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Had a very serious debate tonight over the appropriateness of puffy vests given the current climate. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 4 Mood 0

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I danced tonight. I will never speak of this again. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2016 Nov 4 Mood 0

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joesteel Enough that it’s apparent you’ve read the entire thread. Are they so entertaining? #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Nov 4 Mood +2 🙂

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neomillennial I can reassure you that it takes more than that. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 4 Mood +1 🙂

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*waves at film_girl from the Uber* #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Nov 4 Mood 0

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Drunk me is very happy that I prepositioned water next to my bed. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2016 Nov 4 Mood +1 🙂

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neomillennial good that someone reminded you to. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 4 Mood +3 🙂

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Who let mb near a suit. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 8 Mood 0

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mb This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Nov 8 Mood -6 🙁

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Nice. #muteme davedittell/796123632565108736
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Nov 8 Mood +3 🙂

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nice. #muteme crystallized/796182544765030400
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 8 Mood +3 🙂

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And the discussion has turned to dinosaur 🍆 #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 8 Mood +2 🙂

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Signs your apartment might look like Pinterest #muteme mb/796169176629080064
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 8 Mood +2 🙂

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My hair is falling out. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Nov 8 Mood -1 🙁

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It took him ten seconds to realize I was referring to him when I mentioned this. #muteme mb/796186880035405824
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Nov 8 Mood 0

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I’m about to book this one-way flight. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 4 Favorites 2016 Nov 8 Mood 0

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Are there still people in line in North Carolina? #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Nov 8 Mood 0

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People think that flying swastikas is ok. That I do not deserve to exist. That is sobering. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Nov 8 Mood +1 🙂

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Yes, that’s what a swastika represents. It represents marching me to the gas. It represents machine gunning children. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets 2016 Nov 8 Mood +1 🙂

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It doesn’t represent a better time. It represents what we fought against in that time you idolize as better. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 8 Mood +4 🙂

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The mood in this bar is sober. People are planning their exit strategies. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2016 Nov 8 Mood 0

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I have enough miles for a one way ticket to TLV #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Nov 8 Mood 0

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The KKK thinks I don’t deserve to live in this country. #muteme kimye___/796200566594609153
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Nov 8 Mood 0

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Now we know who we really are. Tomorrow we wake up and get to work to change that. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2016 Nov 8 Mood 0

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I’m not leaving. I’m staying. Let’s prove we’re better than this. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2016 Nov 8 Mood +2 🙂

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Let’s be honest: the KKK endorsement doesn’t matter. The lack of repudiation matters. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Nov 8 Mood +4 🙂

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For the record: dismantling the ACA will be more expensive than leaving it in place. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Nov 8 Mood 0

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“The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die“ #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2016 Nov 8 Mood +3 🙂

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Tonight’s topic: #flannelswag #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Dec 20 Mood 0

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I guess I’m playing bar trivia #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2016 Dec 27 Mood 0

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Hi. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Jan 17 Mood 0

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Fuck I forgot #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Jan 27 Mood -5 🙁

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"The United States should not admit it's own president" #muteme LambdaLegal/825153267688697856
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Jan 27 Mood +2 🙂

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I'm going to look at my 2018 tax returns and cry because I know the cost of those 💵 #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Jan 27 Mood +1 🙂

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"Once we were strangers too" is a great biblical reference that too many will miss. #muteme ADL_National/825073886702211072
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Jan 28 Mood +1 🙂

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Nice. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2017 Feb 2 Mood +3 🙂

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Apparently, Schwarzenegger is not the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need. #muteme ABC/827169937139576832
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 2 Mood +4 🙂

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Three M trains in 5 minutes, but no B, D, or F trains. Really‽ #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 2 Mood -1 🙁

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Make that five M trains, an F, a D, and an A — which doesn’t even stop at this station — but no B. In twenty minutes. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 2 Mood -2 🙁

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My cousin is on the ice! He’s a firefighter keeping the ice runways safe. YES, they have firefighters in Antarctica. #muteme AusAntarctic/827296678575104001
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Feb 2 Mood +2 🙂

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Mind. Blown. #muteme justinjm1/827911187362934793
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 4 Mood 0

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When the bar is so chill the bartender walks outside for a smoke. 👌 #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Feb 4 Mood +2 🙂

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“It’s cold as balls, that’s why I’m dressed like a teddy bear! Or a pimp.” #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Feb 4 Mood +2 🙂

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The line for the bathroom is insane. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 4 Mood -2 🙁

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It me. #muteme drance/828078034351583233
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Feb 4 Mood 0

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Listening to New Order while playing Street Fighter and drinking a PBR. I’m either a hipster or in 1987. Not sure which. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2017 Feb 5 Mood 0

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Now in the bar: soundhound.com/?t=100383724566083402 I like this place. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 5 Mood +2 🙂

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When zkahn surprises you in the bar 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Feb 5 Mood 0

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The last bar was ‘80s throwback. Now we’re in the ‘90s. (Sup zkahn) #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Feb 5 Mood 0

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WORLDS COLLIDE because zkahn and ccarmen92 are in the same place #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2017 Feb 5 Mood -1 🙁

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Pizzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🍕 #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2017 Feb 5 Mood +2 🙂

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Had a tic tac as I left the bar and my breath is so fresh #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Feb 5 Mood +1 🙂

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This is the most @lenny__belardo tweet I have ever tweeted. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 5 Mood 0

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This is my only #muteme of the night.
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 19 Mood 0

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Disco in the 21st century. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 26 Mood 0

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I’m at the party and I’m definitely the least cool person here. Still feel p cool. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Feb 26 Mood +2 🙂

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I’m sitting in the corner of the party contemplating faking my own death. /cc RebeccaSlatkin CriminalShow #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2017 Feb 26 Mood -5 🙁

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It me. I’m here. #muteme lenny__belardo/835690776311001088
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Feb 26 Mood 0

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I am now the adult in the room. Um. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 26 Mood 0

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Today was tough. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 27 Mood 0

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I'm going to bed. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Feb 27 Mood 0

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I made this comment like 10 hours before someone called in a bomb threat to that school. #muteme SamTheGeek/836065852642496513
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Feb 27 Mood -1 🙁

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Help. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Mar 16 Mood +2 🙂

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For the record I’m fine but at a karaoke bar and I cannot sing in any key. Much less on key. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Mar 16 Mood +2 🙂

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The B train is very late and I am salty. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Mar 24 Mood 0

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🤔 #muteme CNBC/845360219211345920
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Mar 24 Mood 0

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That’s soho. I guess I missed him today. #muteme RED/845333722366951425
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Mar 24 Mood -2 🙁

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Whoops. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Mar 30 Mood 0

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Terrible bars are terrible. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Mar 30 Mood -6 🙁

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I’m too drunk for 8:30 #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Mar 31 Mood -2 🙁

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I’m at the caseyliss pizza place and he might just hate me. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Mar 31 Mood -3 🙁

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John’s. It’s the drunk pizza. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2017 Mar 31 Mood -2 🙁

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That’s three. I might be bad at adulting. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Mar 31 Mood -3 🙁

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Four in a row! #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Apr 1 Mood 0

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This tweet brought to you by poor decision making, my bank account, and the number fifteen #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Apr 1 Mood -2 🙁

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Hi #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Apr 2 Mood 0

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This has gone… well? #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Apr 15 Mood 0

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Um. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Apr 15 Mood 0

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Spent a lot of time with good people tonight. This is what I want to do forever. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Apr 15 Mood +4 🙂

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Work people are 💯 #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Apr 29 Mood 0

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This thread is me. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Apr 29 Mood 0

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I’m drinkless in a bar. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 May 10 Mood 0

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This is just bad business. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 May 10 Mood -3 🙁

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Apparently jamiepinkham likes trolling me when I’m drunk. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 May 10 Mood 0

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.jamiepinkham How sure are you #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 May 10 Mood 0

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.jamiepinkham 0% #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 May 10 Mood 0

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How does a bar run out of wings on wing night‽ #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 May 22 Mood 0

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This hotel has the dopest of shower drains. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 May 23 Mood 0

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"We forgot" #muteme cameronesposito/868590649754267648
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 May 27 Mood -1 🙁

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At WWDC but this qualifies for #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Jun 8 Mood 0

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So Christopher_A is very drunk. I am… only slightly less so #muteme
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What is Craig showing the size of, gruber? #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets 2017 Jun 9 Mood 0

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Someone left the lights on in the office. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Jun 13 Mood 0

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Tonight should have been a fun evening in the park. But somehow, it became a metaphor for why art is important. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Jun 13 Mood +6 🙂

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“Arrival Scan: New York, NY, United States 12:24 AM” #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Jun 13 Mood +1 🙂

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Thing that I forgot that I do when drunk: sneeze continuously. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Jul 11 Mood -5 🙁

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So uh. Karaoke on a Wednesday. I guess these people are my people. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Jul 13 Mood 0

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Should I have another Peach Tea Bourbon? 1) Yes 2) Yes 3) Two #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Oct 8 Mood +2 🙂

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I’ve already ranted about Cam Newton, the ACA, and plan B tonight. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Oct 8 Mood 0

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Just ordered a burrito bowl from the good taqueria. Thankfully they’re open ‘til 3am. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Oct 8 Mood +3 🙂

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Wrong. The correct answer was: 3 #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Oct 8 Mood -2 🙁

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Duh. But the patriarchy means that’s want to control the supply for.. reasons? #muteme bessbell/916329932502065152
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Oct 8 Mood +1 🙂

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Hey Ya just came on in the Lyft and our driver turned the volume up. He gets 5 stars. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Oct 8 Mood 0

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Lit went off on a guy for not stocking Plan B at home last night because tbh it’s an inexpensive way to show you respect women. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Oct 8 Mood +2 🙂

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Finally. #muteme jamiepinkham/931359712481771521
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Nov 16 Mood 0

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Oh no. /cc gabeschindler #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Nov 16 Mood -1 🙁

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Oh. It’s one of these again. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Nov 18 Mood 0

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I fully support this as a metric for your partner. #muteme kateleth/931999744410337280
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Nov 18 Mood +2 🙂

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They do. It’s obvious. #muteme greenhousenyt/932087304931414016
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Nov 18 Mood 0

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Brunch! #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Nov 25 Mood 0

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Old enough to remember when Nazi sympathizers didn’t get flattering portraits in national newspapers. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2017 Nov 25 Mood 0

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It’s that kind of night again! #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Nov 25 Mood +2 🙂

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Jathiest™ #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Nov 25 Mood 0

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A truth for the ages. #muteme imyke/934578481685463041
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2017 Nov 25 Mood 0

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There's a clawfoot tub and I can't even. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2017 Dec 7 Mood 0

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I've been to Uniqlo, a party, sands now karaoke #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2017 Dec 8 Mood 0

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This bar has good taste in recycling bins. #thereturnofmuteme #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 Feb 28 Mood +3 🙂

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Cheese plates! #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2018 Feb 28 Mood 0

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I am currently wearing two layers of tee shirt. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 Mar 9 Mood 0

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No, I just had to put the hackathon tee over my regular one. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2018 Mar 9 Mood -1 🙁

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I’m gonna tweet from Japan for one reason: #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2018 Mar 20 Mood 0

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OH: “I love that play-doh became the theme of this party.” #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 Apr 14 Mood +3 🙂

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Whoops forgot to hashtag #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com 2018 Apr 29 Mood -1 🙁

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I once watched DBtodomundo bicycling down Bowery wearing a white suit. #muteme johnmoe/990013756381032448
Permalink On twitter.com 2018 Apr 29 Mood 0

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It’s Britney time. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2018 May 5 Mood 0

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Ok we moved on to Mulan. #muteme
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Ugh. Hate to see this. 😜 #muteme mertdumenci/992957401765560320
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In all seriousness, mertdumenci is awesome and we’re going to seriously miss him this summer. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 May 5 Mood +2 🙂

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Tonight the fog is reallllllll #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 May 20 Mood 0

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I am so bad at dancing #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 May 20 Mood -3 🙁

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Someone is now opera singing in my building. It is 11:32pm on a Wednesday. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 May 23 Mood 0

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So parrots is right #muteme
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A physicist tries to drunkenly explain time. #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 Jul 12 Mood 0

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I guess by “unify iOS and macOS underpinnings” they meant “run a bunch of iOS on a subsystem in your Mac.” #muteme _inside/1017417172077801479
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Drunk tacos are the best tacos. Even more so when with people who feel like family #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 3 Favorites 2018 Jul 20 Mood +3 🙂

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I'm flying to France tomorrow but tonight I'm celebrating people important to me #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 Jul 20 Mood +5 🙂

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Tfw you feel the subway run right past the underground bar #muteme
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 Aug 16 Mood 0

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I spent twenty minutes discussing local public high schools with Elliot Engel
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I allowed Teller (of Penn & Teller) to take a selfie of himself, my father, and me with my phone. He did it one-handed, in three seconds, without saying a word.
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2018 Apr 29 Mood 0