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			Only a thirty minute delay 🎉 “Uh, folks we’ve got a wheels up 45 minutes from now but they need this gate” 😰
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			I realized about halfway through the movie that watching Sully on a transcontinental flight might not have been the best idea.
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			“On the twitter” — the most old-man-phrase jcieplinski has ever uttered.
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			OH: “San Jose feels like one of those cities in GTA for the PS2”
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			“The deadlock”
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			“I think we’re touching UIKit from a background thread” “Oh, don’t do that.”
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			Before you start griping about the announcements in today's keynote, take a minute to find an Apple engineer and congratulate them.
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			They've been working for months – maybe years – on these things. It's a huge deal, and they're nice people.
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			*nice people does not apply to Christopher_A
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			I'm excited for bagels, breakfast burritos, friends, and keynote. Probably in that order.
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			Move friends up first though.
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			"Was that me?" – any of joshavant, zkahn, or SamTheGeek when any Apple Watch makes a notification sound
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			TUCKED AND SWEATER
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			New glasses!
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			mahalis holy fuck
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			Craig's hair is using springs and struts which is why it's flying all over the place.
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			The floppy disk icon is so perfect.
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			This points to a 4K Apple TV this fall
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			"High Metal"
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			Someone check on siracusa
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			Some hints from yesterday: - Kaby Lake (required for 4K drm) - HEVC everywhere - 4K video support So... we're getting new Apple TV hardware
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			“Dispensing with updates is my favorite feature so far” - bcapps
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			“I’m excited!” – bcapps on iPad updates!
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			Breathe. And download.
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			The deadlock is getting sherlocked.
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			.PSPDFKit: “Shit”
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			Sherlocked apps dead: Sherlock Sherlocked apps not dead: Instapaper Snapchat 1Password Overcast (And more!) Your app will be fine too.
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			A very serious marcoarment
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			marcoarment there was a full-width Bluetooth keyboard in the G5 era.
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			. Setapp I think you stole your logo
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			Smart Invert looks like the fallback when an app doesn’t implement the dark mode API this fall.
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			Some hints from yesterday: - Kaby Lake (required for 4K drm) - HEVC everywhere - 4K video support So... we're getting new Apple TV hardware
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			For the record, you should also be excited about hearing from lisapjackson. One of the most 💯 humans I've ever met. dermdaly/871985253170073600
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			“Nobody is Craig here. But outside this table, everyone is named Craig.” – jellybeansoup
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			OH: “Micro-pickled”
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			I swear this was actually totally on the up-and-up SamTheGeek/872136732602322944
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			“Y’all made a person!” “I know. It’s kinda fucked up.”
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			Looks like Apple adds some text to the dialog if the developer doesn't normally allow "while using." rjonesy/872080961772630016
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			And more! mb/872217532941312000
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			Yet more evidence for a new Apple TV joesteel/872494020944986112
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			.bcapps boos the sharrow.
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			Saw a demo of Adobe Xd today. It’s… it’s really good people. It might even make it possible for me to design things.
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			“Career designers perpetuate limited ideas of beauty.” – amelielamont
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			StarrHousehold is calling?
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			Holy shit pedraum on the platters.
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			Interesting little tidbit: the new MacBook Pro identifies itself as “MacBook Pro, 2017” (There’s no ‘Mid-’)
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			Guess we’re not getting more than one update per year
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			“The San Jose in this place is showing”
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			“Are you saying that the Greek salad is good in Greece‽” “To be fair, the Caesar salads in Rome probably aren’t that great.”
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			"It looked like it was filled with people who would accept a software engineering job at Uber."
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			It’s raining, so of course I’m walking downtown. #brilliant
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			Planet of the Apps is to software development as Survivor is to being shipwrecked.
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			"...In America, where the streets are paved with donuts"
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			"Don't sit in a stool. Like a PEASANT."
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			“I just live in this coffee shop now.”
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			“You know what would be helpful? Who wants to crawl under a table?”
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			"Do I have pound cake in my USB ports‽"
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			marcoarment, earlier this week: “eh, I really don’t have that much work to do this summer.” Today, after the Podcasts session: “shit”
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			Hey it’s peterhajas on the keynote stream!
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